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remember these, kids? they used to be so popular on deviantART way back in like 2008 and i remember i used to be so pumped about doing one, though i never really did. so, last night i even had a dream about doing one of these, so i put together some scenarios and here we are, haha! feel free to reblog or save the template for yourself if it catches your fancy! 

for old times sake, i might just do this!!

(via tsuki-no-rakuen)

Source: harteus










You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."

"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."

"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

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If you didn’t cut last night, I’m proud of you. 

If you didn’t purge last night, I’m proud of you. 

If you ate something last night, I’m proud of you. 

If you calmed yourself down during an anxiety attack, I’m proud of you.

If you didn’t let the bullies get to you, I’m proud of you. 

If you stayed alive for another night, I’m proud of you. 

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Source: alwaysworthrecovery
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Closing night of Shrek! And MAN! I feel like a woman! #fortpeckshrek

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Anonymous said:

Do you know Kingdom Hearts ? Can you make Goofy bad-mouthing Sora ?


I am familiar with this “Kingdom Hearts.”


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today my dash will be

  1. 50% America
  2. 50% Swimming Anime

but either way it will be 100% free


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Source: gotta-go-fast


a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

Your brow rises in realization then furrows deeply… “no” you reply, “this is NOT my card.”

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Source: verylittlebird

Very true, also women aren’t led by society to believe that the act of sexual intercourse is a “right” that we have. Women are taught to cross their legs until they’re told to spread. We are taught that if we say no, it’s OUR fault if the boy has negative reaction to being told no. We live in a society where women are pressured by fear into these situations, to say “yes” but that’s just not right. Girls if you don’t want to date a guy, if you don’t want to have sex with your boyfriend (or not boyfriend) IT DOES NOT MATTER. IF YOU DON’T WANT TO YOU DON’T HAVE TO. And if you feel threatened in ANY WAY by said person. TELL SOMEBODY. A friend, parent, teacher, cop. ANYONE if you think your safety or the safety of family, friends, or your school is in jeopardy. Be safe, and be strong.

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